Category: Game Parlor
ok I found this game on another website that stole it from somewhere else so who knows where it came from. but it sounds funny. I even copied the post here because I didn't know how to explain it better lol
Basically you make a wish for the next person to ruin in a creative fashion. After you ruin someone else's wish, you post your own for someone to ruin.
Example:
First Poster: I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
Second Poster: Granted. You don't have to wake up early tomorrow. In fact, you're forced to wake up extremely late as someone put strong sleep medicine
in your afternoon drink. When you finally wake up you're an old, wrinkley shadow of your former self, bearing so much alzheimers that you can't even remember
what life used to be like in the past.
Then second poster follows up with: I wish that... (which the third poster ruins)
so I will start with... I wish my dog and I could talk the same language
actually you 2 now can. you will now become a half dog man and only eat cat food.
I wish I was done with school.
you are done with school. from tomorrow on you will have to work extremely hard for 17 hours a day and you'll be payed 8 cents each hour
I wish I could travel in the future
You can travel in the future, but the future is dark, and cold, you'll experience nothing but war and famine.
I wish I was a gynecologist.
Okay, Kevin, you're a gynecologist.
But you must examine Hilda, a six-hundred pound truck driver/prostitute who has HIV and smells of sweet cows cream.
Be wary of those cuts on your fingers.
I wish I could've remembered to put my wish at the end of the last post
Oh but Jim, you did put your wish in the previous post, it was that you wished you were Hilda, the 600 lb. trucker with HIV and that you were infecting me.
I wish that I could have an extra functioning eye somewhere on my person.
But you do have an extra eye. It is on your left little toe.
I wish I was a member of Evanescence, singing right along beside of Amy Lee.
You are on stage right along side Amy Lee singing when The audience begin to protest, throw missiles and run you off stage, causing the band to break up and never perform again.
I wish I was a tiger.
You are a tiger, but a stuffed toy tiger instead of a real one. The kid who gets you for Christmas pulls your eyes out and rips you open and pulls out all the stuffing.
I wish I could become invisible whenever I wanted.
you can become invisible, but the first time you try you are on the street and a truck driver doesn't see you and runs over you
I wish I had wings to fly
and, lmao at kev and jim
You are given wings, but once you start flying you find you have no control over where you go. You can't turn when you want to, you can't land when or where you want to, and you are just stuck up in the air flying around in all sorts of bad weather and bumping into tall buildings because you have no control.
I wish I was a billionaire.
you a billion air but all the money is in a bank whitch burns down.
I wish I had a tazer
You have a tazer but accidently shoot yourself with it and end up in the hospital.
I wish I could drive.
you drive, because that night you are so drunk you even forgot you are blind, and you are so high you steal a car without even knowing what you're doing, so the police follows you and you run fast as hell but crash on a tree and the police finds you half dead and takes you to hospital and if you survive they arrest you.
you sure you still want to drive? lol
I wish I knew what is a tazer
You finally find out what a tazer is, but then suddenly forget it. I wish all my wishes were perfect
hahahha tazer. anyway lory a tazer is a gun witch shoots electricity.
Now that you know what one is, i make sure you know by stunning you it with it to the point that your dead and you become your dog's dinner that night.
I wished i could see.
tonight at 11 PM you will be able to see. All the colors will look like red blood and everything will have fangs.
I wish I could sleep with Kallie Ducain fro one night.
wow looks like Ihave two wishes to ruin because we forgot one,
extreme's wishes will be perfect. so perfect that he can just sit there for all his life and ask for anything he could want. living that way his life would be boring and depressing and he kills himself
and, you'll sleep with tis Kallie Ducain for one night, but this person smells like rotten crap and makes strange not so appealing sounds all night
I wish for more wishes
You have all the wishes you could ever want, but they're governed by crooked, Texas-hailing republicans and the near-constant recounts mean you actually have no wishes at all.
I wish I could stop posting to this topic
You will stop posting to this topic in...about...6000 years. Yes you will still post to this topic when your dead.
I wish Jeannie and others would remember to post a wish after they ruin someone else's.
They will remember to post after ruining others' wishes, though not before suffering from severe memory loss, and forgetting who they are. So, their posts will be nothing more than questions leading nowhere. I wish I could read minds.
you can read minds, everyone's mind, so when you find yourself in a crowded place your brain will be overloaded with stuff and your head will explode
I wish I wasn't shy
Ok your not shy, in fact, you quickly become the life of the party. Your daring leads you to show it all in front of the hottest bunch of boys there. You decide to ride the keg as if it was a bull, and when you fall off you pass out. When you wake up the only thing you remember is this hazy feeling of being touched all over. Rolling to your left you find that for some strange reason there is a strange dog with lipstick on his mouth and his tongue is lawling. I wish I knew what women thought.
Oh, but you do know what women think, because you are a transexual, a woman trapped in the body of a man. problem is the doctor's refuse on psycological grounds to allow you the opporation, so you are destined to live your life with women all just believing you are still just another arogant man.
I wish people could accept that I am the one and only god.
Groans. Light fills your head and instantly your brain is flooded with the constant prayers and moanings of the beings you've created. Your head swells to the size of a water mellon with all the answers to the cosmos. Oh and did I mention you are the god of the under world? I wish I was a trillionair.
You end up a trillionaire, but die before you go through spending even one-third of your money. I wish I could think of something to write down.
Suddenly thinking of things to write down is not a problem. In fact, you can't stop writing down thoughts and ideas and stories. You forget to eat, you don't want to take time to go to the bathroom, you don't answer your phone or doorbell, you can't force yourself away from your computer. Finally your systems all start shutting down and you are found dead slumped over your keyboard.
I wish this winter weather would go away.
this winter weather goes away. it will be summer, an extremely hot summer that goes on for years and years until the world melts
I wish I was ugly as sin. more than I already am
You are so ugly that even the dogs in the street howl at the sight of you. but it will be ok, God apparently is all loving, and takes you with him to heaven where noone will judge or be mean to you ever again.
I wish that popcorn was poisonous.
it is, and you find yourself so sick you can't go out to buy food and you are so desperately hungry that you forgot of the poison and eat alot of popcorn... and die and go to heaven
I wish I had a nice voice
You do have a nice voice but every time you speak dogs start to howl, crickets start to chirp and the glass around you shatters and breaks.
I wish I was an assassan
You are an assassin, but you kill a very high-profile person with dangerous connections and spend the rest of your life in hiding, only to finally be killed yourself.
I wish I could fluently speak every language there is to speak.
You can speak every language fluently, but you have no control over this. For example, when you are with people who speak English and you want to converse with them, you start speaking German or Japanese or some other language and cannot make yourself understood. No matter where you go or whom you are with, you speak languages they cannot understand and no one wants to be around you.
I wish I could get 8 hours of restful sleep every night.
You get that much sleep, but one day you oversleep, having forgotten to set your alarm clock, and thus, are late to work. This happens several times over the course of two weeks, and your boss has to let you go. I wish I could meet the cast behind the Harry Potter movies.
You meet the cast behind the potter movies, but they all just laugh at you, and ridicule you for liking such pathetic rubbish.
I wish that I was Jenni's high speed multi directional rotating vibrator with clitoral stimulator.
you are, and... this wish was already ruined from the start. but I can make it worse. she uses the toy and when she uses it she's loud enough to wake up a whole trailor park. they finally got sick of it and take away her toy and throw it in a trash can, and later that same day babyceecee20 is passing by and she sees it and takes it and... I wish I had kev's whole collection of nives right here and now
i wish i was the zone's new comunity leader
I get to ruin two wishes. First, You get all Kev's knives, but there is blood on them. It is apparent to you that they have been used in some crime. You call the police and because your finger prints are on the knives instead of Kev's your arrested and charged. Because the evidence is inconclusive and you continue to pleed your innocence, the jury finds you criminally insane and remands you to a life term in the looney bin.
Second, you become the next community leader just as the site goes virtual. Now people keep popping up in your bedroom with complaints about the zone. All the other cl's quit and it is left up to you alone to field the complaints.
Now, I wish I could change into any animal I wish at will and then be ale to change back also at will.
you can change to any animal you like, but you would have to eat pet food for the rest of your life (even when you turn back)
i wish i could meet the guy who plays rocky in the moovies
You meet Sylvester Stalone (Rocky), but he is so convinced that he really is a world famous boxer that he beats the crap out of you.
I wish I was given special privileges on here for just one day so I could ban everyone I would like to see gone.
You are given those special privledges but when all those people come back, they make you feel so ashamed that you leave the site never able to return you feel so ashamed.
I wish I'd been the one to kill Saddam husaine.
You are the one who killed Saddam husaine, but, it turns out that Saddam was actually a saint who was disguised as a dictator to suffer. This is discovered, and you spend your life in ignominy guilt-ridden, and are finally permitted to commit suicide in front of a cheering crowd of people who dispise you.
I wish I would always be twenty-one years old.
Bob
You are always 21 years old but you stay young and watch all your friends grow old and eventually die
I wish you would not grant me this wish
P.S. Old Ghost busters episode. just want to see if someone comes up with something for it lol.
no comment, too confusing
I wish I could become a fire breathing black dragon with lots of other dragonish friends
Okay Ashley, I don't grant your wish and your humdrum life goes on unenhanced by magic. You, however, realize the wisdom, wealth, and happiness you might have had, and grow dispondent over it. You are relegated to posting on message boards your miserable and trivial, useless life.
Is that enough?
I wish all my good wishes would come true.
Bob
all your good wishes come true but then you are really bored for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a ghost buster like in the cartoon show.
You are a ghost buster like in the cartoon show. In fact, you are in the cartoon show, and the season ends, and you must henceforth live your life through re-runs.
I wish I had a wish to make?
Bob
You have whishes to make but that is all you have. all you do is constantly make wishes, no matter how small.
I wish I wish I was a pink fluffy cloud that couldn't be vanished or anything, I just want to be me.
Oh, what a beautiful wish. I wish I didn't have to ruin it.
Okay, back to the drawing board. Be back to try to ruin it later: just had to tell you that is a pretty wish.
Bob
Okay Sweet Sacrifice, bet you thought I'd forget.
You are a fluffy cloud floating around looking down on all the suffering in the world. While you smile and sing pretty songs your friends die painful and useless deaths.
While you float above the world you look down and see what beautiful things you might been involved with, if you weren't a fluffy self-centered cloud.
I wish I could read other people's minds, and I wish I could stop reading minds when I wanted to.
Bob
Oh you can turn mind reading off and on whenever you wish. There is a catch however. The catch is that in order to turn your mind reading off, you have to turn off your mind completely. You have to live all alone and sleep in a hyperbaric chamber whenever you choose to turn offf your mind reading powers. If you even sleep with another person in the same house your mind turns on and begins scanning. You live the remainder of your life alone. I wish I could make money and nobody knew about it.
Nem, you can make money without anyone knowing about it. The trouble is, you can't spend it. You don't want family and friends to know about it, so you don't want to deal with their questions when they see you've bought things they don't think you can afford or spent money on traveling.
Then, one day when you've figured out a way to spend it without having any questions asked, you go to where you have the money hidden, and it's gone. There is a note, however, from Bob. He has stolen your money. Hahaha
I wish I was so beautiful and sexy that men would drool and stutter uncontrolably whenever I walk by.
Men do drewl and studder when you walk by and when you try to talk to them that is all they do and you get totally grosed out. Girls look at you and give you very sexy looks and flount their bodies at you every chance they get.
I wish I could get rid of this annoying headache
You get rid of your headache by getting rid of your head. Though the pain goes away, you can't live without a head, so you die.
I wish I knew the answer to…well…just everything.
Bob
You know the answer to everything but you can't share it and then you want to know why you can't share it and then you want to know the reason given to you stating that you can't share it with anyone... Then your head gets so stuffed with information and endless questions it explodes.
I wish I could have a girlfriend for more than two months.
You have a girlfriend for more than two months. But as more and more time goes by, you get tired of her but she won't go away. She stalks you and you end up having to call the police to get rid of her and go into hiding.
I wish all my wishes would come true.
All your wishes come true, all at once and you are enundated with wealth, happpiness and fortune. For five minutes, then you wake up and discover it was just a dream.
I wish I could win the lottery, just twice.
Bob
You win the lottery but it all gets taken away from you along with your job and life savings so you're stuck living in a carboard box for the rest of your miserable life.
I wish school was over.
School is over, but you can't find a job and you end up living in a cardboard box next to Bob's box.
I wish I could walk by Bob's cardboard box and laugh at him in his misery.
you can, because you share the cardboard box next to bob's box with jeannie819
I wish I was able to trust someone
You can trust someone, but they deceive you and you wind up in a cardboard box... .
I wish my next wish would have a happy ending.
Your next wish does have a happy ending. I move into the cardboard box with you which makes you blissfully happy -- until I start also taking in stray cats.
I wish I had the nerve to tell my boss and her ass kissers at work exactly what I think of them.
You do pluck up the courage to tell your boss and others what you think of them, but you end up getting fired for doing so. Thus, you end up jobless for a very long time. I wish my mom would stop being bitchy toward my dad.
Your mom stops being bitchy towards your dad and turns her bitchiness on you. You retort, get kicked out of the house, get becky's former job, are fired, and starve to death.
I wish all my wishes would come true, and none of them turn out bad.
Bob
You find a lamp that you can rub to produce a genie whenever you want to make a wish. All of your wishes come tru and all are perfect. None of them turn out bad. You are happy for years, but eventually life starts getting a bit boring because there are never any challenges or problems. You see those around you having problems and being envious of you for always being happy. Eventually friends and family members don't want to be around you because your life is so great and you just can't understand what they are going through. And so eventually you get tired of having a perfect life and throw the lamp with the genie away.
I wish the game "questions only" on the zone would come to an end.
The game "questions only" comes to an end when j-squared is imprisoned for contributing to the delinquency of minors here on the zone, and the site is shut down.
I wish all active zoners would each win the lottery and become very rich, and could hire a team of defense lawyers for j-square.
We all are rich but only in time, We could also hire a lawyer for J squared, but we don't. I wish I had just one penny.
You have just one penny, but it's a magic penny. You can't give it away. When you spend it, it doubles and returns to you after 24 hours. So that the next day you have two pennies, then four pennies, then eight pennies, then 16 pennies...
After a year of trying to spend your ill-gotten wealth, you are enundated and crushed by all the copper in your home.
I wish there were a special horific pergatory for people who pointlessly bring up old "best forgotten" topics on the boards.
Bob
That would probably be the place for me. lol um ... There is such a place, but those of us who bring up old and best forgotten topics, come back to haunt you until your dying day. Wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! enough of that I wish I could see.
Oh my gosh, another ghost in my life? Oh no!
You can see, but you have to give up another ability for the pleasure. Now, you can't hear.
Bob
You forgot a wish.
Oh thanks.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish?
Bob
You don't have to make a wish, but others make wishes for you. And you can't make them stop, and you can't control what they wish for you. You try to run from all the bizarre wishes coming true that you don't want.
I wish I had more spare time.
Easy one!
As your boss signs your termination papers, you have all the spare time in the world, so much in fact, that you waste away in boredom until you are a husk of your former self.
I wish I didn't have to waste time sleeping.
You don't have to waste time sleeping because Becky crushed you one night while you were sharing the box. She said it was just an accident but, click. I wish I lived happily ever after.
Oh goody I have two wishes to ruin.
first
Bob you never have to sleep aain.
next, you live happly ever after for eternity, never dying.
I wish for nothing.
And nothing is exactly what you get. You can't ever have anything you want again.
Nem? I crushed him? How big do you think I am?
I wish I had my own personal little air conditioner that would be small enough to sit on my desk and cool me off.
Nim, I won't say Becky's big, but you know the perverbial side of a barn?
You have your own personal airconditioner, but, unfortunately, our box has no electricity, and I sell your personal air conditioner to score a j.
I wish I owned a huge house and could live in it happily forever.
Bob
Bob you own a big house. Big, however, is relative. As punishment for the your misdeeds you are shrunk to only six inches tall. Therefor, now you live in a three story chip bag. I wish for love.
Awe, I can't ruin your wish for love, Nem. So instead I'll stomp on Bob's chip bag and crush his little 6-inch body inside it.
I have no wishes right now. Someone else can take my turn.
*evil laugh from stage left!
How ccan I pass this opportunity up.
Nim wishes for love, and poof hunky hilda swoops down on him in an excess of lurid lust. But, in her excess she inadvertently smothers Nim in her embrace, and when she is finished, all that's left is a two inch wet spot.
Becky (hum, a free wish?) wishes for beauty, but, some things are impossible, even for an online game like this.
I wish I could make a wish that couldn't be screwed up.
Bob
Your wishes can't be screwed up, but one day you forget to be careful what you wish for and your left to get out of a difficult situation, suffering all of the consequences of your silly little not very well thought out wish. I wish for lots of things.
You get lots of things: mice in your pantry, bats in your belfry, eternal pesimism and banned from the zone.
I'll leave my next wish to the next poster, but, I wish whatever happens to me, happens to them doubly.
Bob
Oh bob how noble. You wish to make money. Poof you get one penny, and because you wished that whatever happened to you happened double to the next person I get two pennies. Because of your wish while you only get one penny Fortune doubles at a rate of double everyhour.
I wish that my next wish has no possible way ob coming out bad for me or anyone else. I want to live happily ever after.
you do live happilly ever after, in an isolated castle with no one in fear of hurting them.
you forgot to put a wish after ruining that. so... I wish I could teleport anywhere I want to go in a second
Though it seems like a second to us watching you, time is relative, and a second will take forever for you. So, your first trip is your last trip--you are still on it.
I wish I could make a wish that would be good and couldn't be ruined.
Bob
you make a wish that can't be ruined, that way this game ends for good, but there are about 17 zoners who are hopelessly addicted to this game and they come find you and beat the fuckin crap out of you
I wish I didn't care
You don't care, so I come along and beat the fucking crap out of you for not caring, and, btw, beating the crap out of me.
I wish someone else would make my wish and reap the "benefits". I'm better at ruining wishes.
Someone comes along and takes all the stuff you've wished for whitch is fame and itunral youth.
I wish I could live free and untamed as a wolf.
And as you become a wolf, you marvel at your coat and strong k-9 body. Then you do all the things humans wish they could do if they were dogs. You start by scratching behind your ears with your hind leg, then you lick your nose, then just for kicks you like those ahem, other places. Wishes after all are pg-13. Then you run off through the woods. The wind wips through your coat as you slide between trees. Your dog ears pick up the sound of a rabbit running just in front of you. The chase is on you think happily to yourself. But the rabbit gets away down a rabbit hole. You sit on your haunches and begin to howell in frustration When a gunshot is heard and pain rips through the middle of your body. It appears you ran onto a farmers land in pursuit of the rabbit. You are still alive as the farmer skins your coat off your dieing body. I wish I was the proud owner of AirForce one.
You have been elected to presidant of the US and thus, you are the proud owner of air force one. However, when you're on your first trip in it, the pilot and co-pilot gets a heart attack, and you don't know how to fly it, so you crash and land on a buss full of tourists and both bus and plain explodes, and you die, lying in the bearning reckage.
I wish I could write any program in any programming language in no time.
oh but you can people get so sick of you writing programs though a mob forms and kills you with macs
I wish I was indefinable so no"one new who I was and no one cood ruin my wish
You are indefinabble and no one knows who you are so therefore no one can ruin your wish but also because you're indefinable, no one can see you, hear you, or talk to you and you're instantly lonely and die of a broken heart.
I wish my life wasn't so damn complicated in the love department.
Your life is no longer complicated in the love department. In fact, it's as simple as it could possibly be. You have no love for anyone else and no one else has love for you. You live forever without love from friends, family, or romantic partners and are all alone.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of strawberry shortcake.
You do have a lifetime supply of strawberry shortcake, however you are allergic to it. You enjoy it so much that you eat it despite the allergy and become very ill.
I wish things weren't awkward between me and Shane
They aren't. Neither of you are talking
I wish I was the immortal of flames!
oops that was suposed to be: They are, neither of you ar talking to the other
you are. and the whole universe is flooding...
dunno...
i wish my internet didn't suck.
Your internet doesn't suck, in fact, it dies so your never going to have internet again no matter where you go. When you walk up to a computer with an internet connection it disconnects because it knows your using it.
I wish I didn't have to take rimedial math in college and that I was really good at math.
You are. in fact, you're so good at math that you have the ability to calculate the lifespan of every living thing in the intire universe and the amount of death disturbs you so much that you have to go to an insane assylum for the rest of your life, which prevents you from taking remedial math, or anything else for that matter, in college.
i wish i didn't think so much.
Well i have really bad news. You stop thinking so therefore, your dead. Because if you don't think--even too much--then your brain doesn't work.
I wish for world peace.
your wish is granted. a strange chemical that affects the brain has managed to spread itself around the world, causing everyone to become complete vegetables.
i wish i had a cheeseburger.
You go buy a cheeseburger but suddenly it mutates in to thousands then millions of cheeseburgers and you don't know what to do with them. You build a house made of cheeseburgers and more houses. Soon you have a whole town that soons turns itself in to a country and eventually takes over the world. Oh and did I forget? The world population is so mad at you and sends you to the moon which we all know is made of cheese.
Oopes forgot my wish. I wish I didn't forget my wishes.
you don't forget your wishes. in fact, you don't ever forget anything. your brain becomes so crowded with useless info that you can't forget, you become more and more confused and after awhile your brain is so crowded with extra stuff that your head explodes.
um, yeah... i wish my computer knew what i wanted to say so i wouldn't have to type so much.
It does. It can read your mind and it tells your most emberacing thoughts to your one true love and he gets fed up with you!
I wish I was the living esence of death!
Granted, but now people have tried many times to come and rob it.
I wish I was more of an elitist